Headlines for a hunger strike because Mad Men’s taking too long to come back on air:

• “MAD MEN HUNGRY TIMES MARATHON BEGINS IN SEATTLE” 
• “FANS HUNGRY FOR MAD MEN GET PREMIER EARLY”
• “STARVED FOR NEW EPISODES, FANS FINALLY GET WHAT THEY HUNGER FOR”
• “HUNGER STRIKERS GO ‘MAD’ FOR NEW EPISODES OF POPULAR PROGRAMME”
• “AMC BRINGS HOME THE BACON EARLY FOR 2 LOCAL COLLEGE KIDS”
• “STARVING ARTISTS BECOME THE TREND AS LOCAL COLLEGE KIDS DENY THEIR BREAD AND DEMAND TV”
• “’PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE’: DEPRIVED YOUTHS DEMAND A FIFTH HELPING OF ‘MAD MEN’”
• “’MAD’ WITH HUNGER: SEATTLITES SAY IF IT AINT PETE THEY WONT EAT”
• “FAMISHED ‘MAD MEN’ FANS CELEBRATE HUNGER STRIKE’S END: STUDENT PROTESTERS ‘DON’ THEIR BIBS AND READY THEIR ‘STERLING’ SILVER FORKS, READY TO DIG IN TO SEASON PREMIERE”